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We’re Mac Health Sciences students (plus some non-hellthsci friends!) making fun of BHSc students to beat others to the punchline.
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- An unofficial articleAllegations that McMaster’s Honours Health Science Program is really just “a liberal arts program in a lab coat” have surfaced lately as first year students discover the amount of writing and reflecting required for this Bachelor’s of Health Science degree. In an unofficial statement to … Continue reading An unofficial article
- The cruel yet humble stumbleThey called it stumble, a curious thing; meant to help us with our chem it seems. We welcomed it in thinking naught of foul deeds, some began to worship and stumble at its feet. For in times of leniency, it might give you the very … Continue reading The cruel yet humble stumble
- TA TroubleWoe betide HHSP class of ‘29! With the foundations of their first year formation having fallen to financial fatalities, they’ve been left to face the horrors of cell bio with no tutorial sessions and only 8 TAs. Gone are the days of 50 person Q … Continue reading TA Trouble
- statsstatsstatsA unique sight was spotted in the Health Sciences Library last night: a health sci actually studying! Daunted by the horrible torture of being subjected to an actual midterm, health scis flocked to cubicles in droves. Instead of performatively placing their 20 water bottles into … Continue reading statsstatsstats
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