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We’re Mac Health Sciences students (plus some non-hellthsci friends!) making fun of BHSc students to beat others to the punchline.
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- A Fraud InvestigationThe BHSPOO has found that there was $900 unaccounted for from the BHSBBQ budget. This is highly concerning as we spend 60% of it on the formal, and another 25% bribing the cops to not arrest the drunk students for property damage they cause after … Continue reading A Fraud Investigation
- !!NEW!! unreleased JW CARS passage!
- Day in the life of your weakest link group member8:00 AM – Wake up 8:01 AM – Straight back to sleep 11:17 AM – Meander over to whatever BIRD 3A03 you’re enrolled in this semester, extend the class time by 15 minutes by pretending to care passionately about the buzzword sweeping Western public health … Continue reading Day in the life of your weakest link group member
- degranulate me daddy
- Hot emailingHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Dr. [BIG SHOT], My name is [Y/N], and I am interested in working [or volunteering] [or %$&#@*^!] in your lab. I am a [$#&@%] major at [Omega University]. My knowledge of [Hot Singles In Your Area] runs deep and I have extensive skills in … Continue reading Hot emailing
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