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We’re Mac Health Sciences students (plus some non-hellthsci friends!) making fun of BHSc students to beat others to the punchline.
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- !!NEW!! unreleased JW CARS passage!
- Day in the life of your weakest link group member8:00 AM – Wake up 8:01 AM – Straight back to sleep 11:17 AM – Meander over to whatever BIRD 3A03 you’re enrolled in this semester, extend the class time by 15 minutes by pretending to care passionately about the buzzword sweeping Western public health … Continue reading Day in the life of your weakest link group member
- degranulate me daddy
- Hot emailingHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Dr. [BIG SHOT], My name is [Y/N], and I am interested in working [or volunteering] [or %$&#@*^!] in your lab. I am a [$#&@%] major at [Omega University]. My knowledge of [Hot Singles In Your Area] runs deep and I have extensive skills in … Continue reading Hot emailing
- Chapter 6.7: The Health Sci Life Cycle (cont’d.) Upon its second year of maturation, the wild Health Sci gunner begins to separate from its broodmates and venture into the wild world of competitive pre-medicinery. Gone are the sweet nothings of freshman inquiry, where glazing mouths once yapped: “This class changed my life. You’re … Continue reading Chapter 6.7: The Health Sci Life Cycle (cont’d.)
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