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The Procrastinator
We’re Mac Health Sciences students (plus some non-hellthsci friends!) making fun of BHSc students to beat others to the punchline.
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- Sewage Explosion Poem
- Response Note to Kosh Joenig Love LetterDear “yours truly”, What a surprise it was when I went to open this established news source one fine morning and saw a letter addressed to me. The piece certainly caught me by surprise! I appreciate the many, albeit, strange, compliments, however, I must stop … Continue reading Response Note to Kosh Joenig Love Letter
- My Med School ResultsDear lovely BHSc peers, As you guys wither away trying to attain a 4.0 GPA and a 527 MCAT, I would like to announce that I have successfully rejected all my medical school offers! Mcgill reached out to me with an offer but I was … Continue reading My Med School Results
- Sisyphean:come home from lecture i’m gonna lock in but my tummy says grrr so i decide to dig in after my meal i return to my desk but suddenly i feel that i must rest it’s already eight but it’ll just be a nap so … Continue reading Sisyphean:
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