In the wake of the retractions of several Meducator publications claiming that “Non-BH- Sc’s are a class of fairy unicorns”, much of the BHSc community is rightly asking the ques- tion: “what the f*ck? [sic]” Under intense administrative pressure, we have resolved to recognize in light of these recent events that non-BHSc’s are indeed no less capable than us of procrastinating. As The Procrastinator celebrates all who are capable of this most sacred act, we have set out to enrich our woefully lacking understanding of our non-BHSc brethren. Despite unprecedented progress made by our unpaid undergrad research interns, many crucial questions remain. Points of continuing investigation include “how do they locomote?”, “do they share our violent mating rituals?”, “are they detectible by ELISA?“ and “can they carry?” It appears we still have much to learn.
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