Do you have so many group meetings, you lose track of time? Do you need good excus- es to avoid group meetings? Are you fearless against end-of-term group-evals?Look no further! Procrastinator Inc. is proud to present the Self-Advocator 2.0, designed for in-person meetings!
With the Self-Advocator 2.0, simply input the type and time of meeting, and our patented fudging algorithms will come up with the BEST excuse, undetectable even by the keenest of peers. Got an anatomy group meeting Friday at 5? No PROBLEM! “My aromatherapist moved our appointment last minute.” Want to avoid that nasty group member who always wants to share their research? How about: “I cut my hair and now I can’t walk”. WOW. “My door can’t close, and now I am stuck at home.” No more poor excuses! “It’s been 3 days. Please send help.”
The Self-Advocator 2.0 is an astronomical advancement over our previous line of Skype excuse generators! For just a single payment of $199.99, we can ship you two codes for our easy-to-use iOS app. Now Turn-It-In Proof! Call by 11:59PM, and enter a raffle to win a free copy of The Procrastinator!
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