Dr. Mohammed Chu, N.D., expert on the rare species Bacheloris Health Scientia has published a paper on their behaviour after 10 years of research.
“They are a poorly understood breed that seldom leaves a jungle of concrete found in Hamilton, Ontario” said Chu.
B. HSc exhibit behaviours that Chu and other experts describe as migratory in nature. They travel in large groups, occasionally preying on free pizza. They strategically nest in study rooms, competing for them in a ritualistic battle where they attempt to bluff that they “have a booking”. When they do find a place to settle, sometimes on the hallway floor, they only remain for around 10 minutes before leaving to feed.
It seems that this transient nesting behaviour drops off in the summer months but peaks during October and February. “Perhaps it has to do with hibernation,” hypothesizes Chu. Chu is currently looking for thesis students to study the potential health benefits of migration in this otherwise sedentary group of students.
Other members of the MDCL student ecosystem feel that the large colonies of B. HSc are disruptive. Some have attempted confrontation, but invariably fled when the Health Sciences students reportedly “bared their teeth and foamed at the mouth like some sort of rabid, bipedal raccoon.” Their confusion and apprehension is only magnified by the B. HSc’s seemingly alien language as well as their mysterious base-12 numbering system.
“They are quite feral in nature. I wouldn’t disturb their migratory ritual,” warned Chu. Sightings of a novel B. HSc/B. Eng chimera have also recently been reported.
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