Procrastinator reporters were surprised to discover that the back room of BHSc lounge has recently become the permanent abode of third year student, Ivanna Studdie. When asked why she decided to do this, Ivanna remarked that the student housing market simply couldn’t offer the same social atmosphere of “rampant, nerve-inducing pressure to succeed” that is central to her life. Ivanna also listed a chronic case of FOMO as being a major contributing factor to this unconventional housing decision.
At present, Ivanna pays no rent for her new home, but instead must endure endless inquiries including, but not limited to: ‘how she structured her progress report’, ‘whether or not it’s possible to twelve med-terms’, and ‘what research positions she’s applying to’. When asked if she had any regrets regarding her new living situation, Ivanna answered, “Not really. I spent so much time in there anyways that the move felt right. I think my parents are just relieved that I’ve finally moved out.”
Spiciness Rating:
The Procrastinator 