Brave Procrastinator reporters snuck behind the red tape of the Little Red School House to bring you this ALL EXCLUSIVE INSIDER INTERVIEW with the creators of Learnlink.
P: What inspired LearnLink?
LL: We needed our own version of A2L to maintain program superiority. Associating with other programs in any way is showing the ultimate weakness. We all know that BHSc brings in the majority of this university’s income and street cred. If McMaster is NSYNC, we are the Justin Timberlake. If Avenue, PebblePad, and LearnLink together are Destiny’s Child, we are Beyoncé.
P: Does LL have any external affiliations?
LL: We cannot confirm or deny the selling of user account and external electronic data including but not limited to passwords, internet history, keystrokes, pupillary movements. We also have a summer job teaching MCAT courses for ThePrincetonReview.
P: How come LL is so outdated?
LL: You call it outdated. We call it vintage.
P: Why’s everything open in new windows?
LL: So you can reflect on your learning pathways
P: What do you envision for LL’s future?
LL: We’ve initiated crowdfunding campaigns for Link2Learn, LearnLinkedIn, Learnlinker, LearnTube, LearnLinkpedia, WikiLinks, and a chain of coffeeshops called Ronaldo’s. Watch out for us on GoFundMe! Pledge $5 and get 100 weeks added to the Total Time Used counter in your LL Account Statistics. You know you want to surpass your friends. I know you want to.
P: Any final messages for your fans?
LL: The communication link has failed. Your requests can no longer be transmitted to the server. Please Quit and log in again. [1027]
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