Be it Theatre, Written Communications, or Nutrition, Health Sciences students are willing to go a long way to secure course placements, including sacrificing other courses, money, or even their own perirenal fat.
The chaos commenced on the dark date of June 28, 2017, as enrollment in popular courses opened. Course releases at 10:00:00 A.M. EST (GMT+5) saw every student determinedly waiting with courses in their Mosaic shopping carts, eager to press “Enroll”. It only took until 10:01:59 before the frantic cries for help began. Innocent students victimized by merciless fate, unable to enroll in the courses they had wanted since before they knew what wanting meant.
Social media immediately erupted with desperate requests for course swaps, with backroom negotiations solicited on a clandestine document known only as “THE LIST”. During these transactions, radical sects of students were seen betraying their own friends with heinous acts of course robbery (violating Sec. 12.12 of the BHSS code). “Everything’s fair in love and war,” claimed one member, “and this war is waged on our immeasurable love for the finest courses in the program.”
Anxiousness and despair drove many to extremity. One third-year student claimed be willing to perform his own nephrectomy at home. “I learned about kidney anatomy in HTH SCI 2FF3. If you’re willing to give me 3CC3, I’ll have the kidney ready for you within a few hours!” exclaimed the student in a teary post in the 2019 Facebook group. The course was later traded for a cookie from the hospital cafe.
“Eh…” remarked a fourth year, “still better than SOLAR.”
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The Procrastinator 