After first years took the “BHSc dynamite” cheer too literally, the funds usually allotted towards the printing and distribution of The Meducator and The Procrastinator have instead been redirected towards the reconstruction of the Health Sciences Library.
Said fund reallocation has led to the two publications continuing under a new, amalgamated title: The Pro-Meducator. This name was reportedly chosen during a high stakes budget reconciliation meeting between the editors of the merging organizations. At the subsequent press conference, Procrastinator editors disclosed that they had acquiesced to a Meducator-biased name in exchange for reserving the first two thirds of each article for themselves and their universally acclaimed news coverage.
While the internal activities of the new publication remain unclear, telling sobs were heard from The Pro-Meducator’s new offices on Monday. Witnesses state that the sobbing was intercut with exclamations of “What’ll I put on my OMSAS now?” and “No one’ll take us seriously anymore!” The former editors of The Meducator would like to reassure its audience that all is well, and that the above is just an example of the “humour” for which The Procrastinator was known. On the topic of sobbing, a discovery was recently made concerning the biological link between the lacrimal system and the urinary tract (1). Dr. Timothy Hoggins postulates…
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