Scorpio (October 23rd — November 21st)
1st years: Mercury is in retrograde. Be careful in which TRIPSE group members you trust: someone everyone will let you down.
2nd years: The tea leaves say the significance of your future in epidemiology is p>0.5 #sorrynotsorry
3rd years: The spread entrails of the pigeon we took down outside HSC had crap in it. Take that as you will.
4th years: The aorta is ascending. Odin has spoken. The time is now. DO IT.
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The Procrastinator 