The Guinness Book of World Records has announced a record high of psychobio posts after the Learnlink psychobiology discussion board has hit 6,835.2 posts in just 1.2 days since the start of the semester. The LearnLink platform has traditionally been filled with educative posts regarding Google search terms of “Psychology”, “Biology”, “Psycho-biology”, and “Bio-psychology”. This year has seen the emergence of a novel posting paradigm, as students compete to have the greatest number of posts of mediocre calibre in order to achieve high marks and social validation. Students have reported seeing outrageous post titles including “NOT CLICKBAIT YOU WILL DEFINITELY 12 IF YOU RESPOND TO THIS”, and “Psychobio profs HATE her!!”. The responses to these articles are also reaching critical levels of appraisal. Typical responses include “Wow, I like the way you put 2 and 2 together, and got 4. I’ve never thought of that before. Quick maths.” One anonymous student explained: “High responses are necessary to get perfect in participation. We have to out participate or else we lose all chances of medical school. I have to be the very best, like no-one ever was!”
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