Introducing Dear Dendrites, an anonymous advice column. Submit inquiries via Facebook or our website and we may answer them in our next issue!
Dear Dendrites,
While preparing for her Pathogen interview, my best friend decided to hone her BHSpirit by living with an actual wolf pack after injecting herself with blue paint. When I finally tracked her down through her distinctive blue droppings, she told me that the wolf pack was less bloodthirsty than BHSc and she’s never felt more comfortable in her skin fursuit. What should I do?
Sincerely, Team Edward
Dear Team Edward,
Gee, that sure is wild! Bob on our writing staff can be quite animalistic sometimes, too; we find that setting a trap with Delicious. Refreshing. Pepsi(TM) as bait can be quite effective! Works on absentee parents and group members too!
Dear Dendrites,
I’m a high school student looking for Healthscis to write my supp app in exchange for a lab opportunity at my dad’s trout farm (those are wet, right?) and an ice cold can of Delicious. Refreshing. Pepsi(TM). I understand that it might be dishonest for you guys to write it for me, so I have just one question: “What about the status quo would you ‘unmake’, and how would you ‘remake’ it?”
Sincerely, Healthsci Hopeful
Dear Hopeless,
It sounds to me like you’re awfully eager to get into Health Sciences! We’ve got a few pointers that might help you out:
Give it your all and try your hardest
Earnest remarks are always appreciated!
Tell the apathetic fourth years about you
Open up about your many credentials
U is kind, u is smart, u is important
Trust your instincts
The Procrastinator 