Still to do list:
- Convert lounge to procrastinator HQ
- Pay Protection Money to department
- Retain kneecaps
- Employee benefits/dental insurance
- Make procrastination one of the 6 P’s
- Pay off ethics board
- Spur a proletarian revolution and execute the Czar Ideas for issue: Make fake meeting minutes (or just put real minutes?)
Consensus: fake minutes too much effort
Post the crossword answers finally?
Nah Maybe do it after 3 years <-would be funny
Promo videos
Video ideas:
- Procrastinator editors try to name the 6 P’s
- You don’t know what a procrastinator looks like –
- “My strange addiction parody”
Acquire ice cold cans of Delicious. Refreshing. PepsiTM for next week’s meeting.
- To be determined: Too poor?
How do we end the fake minutes?
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