Highly Esteemed Editors of McMaster University’s most prestigious (and humble) publication, The Procrastinator (h=87), have been caught phishing for article ideas under the guise of an executive-team application.
Having completely exhausted their pool of ideas on only their second issue, this elite team of eight to sixty-five has declined to comment, although our internal investigative team reports that maniacal cackling could be heard from their secretive exec meeting cave.
Applicants, however, were decidedly less happy about the matter. “I just wanted to be an exec for six clubs,” says one tearful Procrastinator reject: “One for each of the P’s. And now I have to settle for five. How will I ever get into med school?” I know for an unequivocal fact that Queen’s wants at least 10 club positions for MD considerations.
Editors of the Meducator, the Undergraduate Health Sciences Blog Journal, were quick to make wholly unsolicited comments on the matter: “You should have probably realized something was when they asked you to make fun of values like righteousness and respect in the very same application.” The aforementioned editors refused to comment on allegations that their articles are peer-reviewed by their parents.
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