BHSc Students Launch Club Dedicated to Faking Club Activity

By Wiz Khalifa

McMaster’s first club solely dedicated to making other clubs seem authentic was founded this academic semester to nervous, yet excited, chatter among the greater BHSc community. The need for such a club had long existed within the faculty, with many suitably niche clubs started by excited BHSc students being relegated to irrelevance mere months after their inception, ruling them completely useless for OMSAS purposes.

The “McMaster Family, Kindness, Integrity Proliferation and Cordiality Connection” allegedly aims to “develop a sense of wholesomeness and camaraderie throughout the BHSc and greater McMaster communities.” Critics have stated that both the mission statement and name of the club are not much more than a garbled mess of buzzwords. In response, club executives stated that shoving buzzwords into everything was “how they 12’d first year Inquiry, so it has to be a valid strategy.” Conveniently, the fact that everyone got 12s in first year Inquiry was left out of their argument.

Valid or not, a reasonable boost in activity across niche BHSc-related academic clubs has been seen throughout this semester. “It’s amazing!” says one club, Placeholder Name. “Who knew that so many students would be so interested in voracious and heated discussions concerning Placeholder Niche BHSc Interest Here?”

The Cordiality Connection has been approved by the BHSS for funding, but the MSU remains apprehensive, stating that they’re “not sure if [we] want to support a club acronymized as the “MFKIN PACC.”