Procrastinations are permanently digitally citable, with 420,420% more OMSAS value than Meducator articles.
In an effort to improve the permanence of contributions to this venerable publication,
Procrastinator staff have awoken from their summer slumber to literally make scholastically superior content to the Meducator’s “peer-reviewed” literature. DOIs
(Digital Object Identifiers) are a permanent record of publication, and a sure-fire sign of scholarly excellence. It is an unassailable fact that DOIs fully legitimize the worth of our written materials in the eyes of Admissions Committees all over North America.
Health Sciences authors have expressed regret over submitting their work to the Meducator and other undergraduate Health Sciences journals that fail to provide records of publication, wishing that they had submitted to the Procrastinator instead, thereby improving readership and citability. “If only I had known how appreciative and helpful Procrastinator editorial staff are with new authors and manuscripts,” offers one anonymous author. “I hear the Procrastinator offers a 10-minute turnaround on manuscript decisions, and a 1017% acceptance rate.” Procrastinator staff are now accruing publications at the rate of approximately 3 per week. To cite this publication, please use Harvard format, since that’s where we’re all going.
doi: 10.RG.2011.123151
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