By Cheech
Through a collaborative effort of the biggest, most chill stoners in Health Sci, BHSc students were able to hotbox the entirety of the BHSc lounge.
Our Procrastinator reporter at the scene was almost unable to enter the lounge due to the mob of pizza deliverypeople clogging the entrance. Fortunately, our reporter knew
about the super secret second floor entrance and was able to gain access to the lounge. Our reporter got in touch with one of the students responsible for the amazing feat. Ismo Kawead, a fourth year student, detailed the work he had been putting in to make the “ultimate hotbox” possible, “Dude I’ve been like… ripping bong hits since like 4 am. I’ve been training ever since the Formal bathroom.” It’s estimated that the students collectively have smoked upwards of 500 grams of weed. When asked how they were able to afford it all, Kawead responded, “Dude I didn’t pay for sh*t. This is my 4X03 project, the office paid for it all. How sick is that?”
Disclaimer: This article was originally slated for publication on Oct. 17, but upon exiting the BHSc Lounge our reporter was “incapacitated” for approximately a week.
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