Long envious of the flashy backpacks adorning the posteriors of their medical student counterparts, the BHSS has rolled out a BHSwaggityknapsack. Though the meeting minutes claim that the backpack was, in classic Health Sci banality, “designed to increase community cohesiveness and promote a sense of togetherness”, it is more likely that the initiative was in response to years of Health Scis enviously glaring at the OMA backpacks given to med school students.
The backpack contains multiple nifty gizmos and features specifically catered to the BHSc population. The laptop sleeve only fits MacBooks, the only approved laptop for the strenuous web browsing, word processing, and Facebook group-chat-responding that Health Sci coursework requires. The strap contains an on-the-go 12-point to 4-point scale converter, along with the ability to sync with your phone to immediately send a long and vexed email to the professor responsible for any mark inputted lower than an 11.
The development of the BHSwaggityknapsack was a saga in itself. After a process of collecting feature requests, the features that eventually made it to the backpack were decided by that paragon of democracy: Facebook polls.
Now that the dust has settled on their development, and the rollout has begun, legions of Health Scis can now feel even more self-important. Already, one 4th year thesis proposal has been submitted to study the effect of the new backpacks on the Health Sci superiority complex.
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