With the new introduction of HTHSCI LOL69: Sexology, we teamed up with this year’s class to create some fun suggestions to spice up your sucking dick for research Valentine’s season.
1. The MDCL Bridge
Meet each other halfway this Valentine’s Day with this fun little exercise. And just like the real MDCL bridge, it’s wheelchair accessible too.
2. The Group Meeting
They say the more the merrier and that’s exactly the philosophy we brought to this one. Only just like real group meetings, no one really wants to do any work, and one person ends up carrying the team. Be warned, this one comes with a mandatory group performance eval at the end with some 7 P’s that you probably aren’t familiar with.
3. The Practice Bellringer
Ever wanted to bring the sexual energy of the anatomy lab to your bedroom? Well try this position out with your TA crush, or that one classmate that thinks LARPing as Dr. Ball is a personality trait. Either way, make sure you wear gloves and keep the specimen moist every 5 minutes.
4. The 4XXX03
Complicated, overly ambitious, and honestly both parties are probably going to end up faking it anyways.
5. The Learn Link
This Valentine’s day we’re going digital. This one’s for people to channel their inner Psychobio Discussion Forum and be someone they’re not. Meet up with hot 12’s in your area, and don’t worry about getting caught, it probably won’t last long anyways.
6. Begging for the 12
For this one you’re gonna have to tie back your hair, get down, stretch out your vocal chords and start praising your partner. Act like your career is on the line, make your partner really feel the desperation. And, just like a real prof, if they’re really not into it, you could just have normal sex to seal the deal.
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The Procrastinator 