Welcome to The Procrastinator Community Scavenger Hunt! Please keep in mind you will be visiting shared spaces during working hours. Very hot. Please be conscious of your noise level and be mindful of the number of people at a particular location simultaneously.
1. Stalling for Time
Stop by here to write some reflections you’ve been holding off doing (or write a new one about this experience). The smell from the washrooms will match your quality of reflection. A video submission of this process will be required as proof to count this task as complete. Gas masks optional.
2. Boyz/Girlz/Trans Folkz-N-The-Hood
Try not to get mugged while visiting the B****n area. Take a selfie. Double points if it’s after dark. Triple points if you taunt someone. You get an automatic 12 in Praxis if we never see or hear from you ever again.
3. Centro Safari
Bring a pair of binoculars to observe the cockroaches in their natural habitat. Catalogue the different species of bacteria growing in the salad bar. Double points if you discover a new strain and get first author. Steal a plastic cup as a souvenir. Buy Häagen-Dazs when your facilitator doesn’t give you a 12.
4. Take it in the Back; Room of BHSc Lounge
Shine a UV light on that couch. Report the number of stains you see. Double points if you add to that number.
5. Body Party
Visit the anatomy lab on the weekend. Cry. It’s okay. Water gun fight with formaldehyde. Hug a cadaver. Moisten it. Pin it. How did that feel?
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