‘Twas the night before the NOCAT, first years were studying inside.
Many were in defeat, their pride set aside.
Toponga Rangocharee was a professor in this class,
So if one sinned with commission, their ass would not pass.
Now Charee was a man quite peculiar indeed.
He refused to retire, truly a different breed.
But why, you may ask? How is he still here?
That, we don’t know, he seems stronger every year.
This answer was not enough, so off students went.
They wanted to figure out how Charee stayed so content.
An in vivo study was planned, Charee would be studied.
Did he get his strength from charisma, or was it just weed?
Half a year later, the students came back.
Their confusion potentiated, the answers they lacked.
Assumptions and hypotheses were soon quickly shared.
“He’s a vampire who feeds on the blood of the scared!”
But, a few key elements were pulled from the mess.
As seen in the data, this was the students’ best guess.
They pleaded, “What is it Charee? Is it a drug or a gene?”
Charee merely laughed, ~in British~, and sipped his atropine.
Please send your two hypotheses to bhscprocrastinator@gmail.com.
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