Are you tired of hearing the same “Inquiry is what you make of it” phrase from upper years? Do you want real answers? Well, look no further as The Procrastinator has you covered.
Inquiry is an experience unlike anything you have ever encountered before. In a mere, fleeting, three hours, it will lead you on a thrilling journey through all five stages of grief. Most of all, though, it will not leave you contemplating whether or not your GPA is worth the extra sleep you could be getting.
It is a common misconception that the facilitator is the enemy, that they are the ones leading you in a seemingly never-ending maze of unsolvable problems. Nay, we say! Who would not want to spend three hours talking about the same topic over and over again? To spend over a month trying to make decisions about making decisions? The facilitator shutting down every enjoyable, engaging conversation you have with your class is part of the experience! Fool, to think that you expected to actually have a productive conversation in Inquiry is simply hearsay! Perhaps you must look within yourself and realize that you were the problem all along.
It was simply revolting to hear the general population’s opinion on Inquiry. “Boring,” “I want to light myself on fire,” “Send help,” they say. Incompetent imbeciles. Perhaps if they had not spent all their money simping and buying V-Bucks, they would have been able to purchase the Inquir-Wii instead. Nothing comes without sacrifice, and the debilitating debt associated with the purchase is simply the cost of enlightenment. It is a small price to pay to spend an engaging three hours in Inquiry with our humble and reverent facilitators.
@ the facilitator reading this: plz just give me a 12 thx
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