CAN’T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
We were both in the anatomy lab at 4 PM on Thursday.
I was that guy with the glasses, a white shirt and a red tie.
You were at an anatomy cart with my classmates crowded around you, lying extremely still and not uttering a single word.
I couldn’t help but notice you from across the room, with your long, skinny limbs and your pale, sallow skin.
You had such a strange, yet enticing smell, like formalin and isopropyl alcohol.
From that day on I haven’t been able to get you out of my mind.
I couldn’t get up close to you, but perhaps you’d feel the same way as I do once you get to know me?
I’d like to get to know you better. Let’s go out for coffee sometime.
– Anonymous
Editor’s note: As of receiving this, upon further investigation, the anonymous sender recently found out that the mysterious person from the anatomy lab was a cadaver. This statement will now be retracted.
CHEM WHIZ LOOKING 4 LAB (& BEDROOM) PARTNER
Looking for a person consisting of both Oxygen and Neon… the ONe for me. Someone who’s Copper and Tellurium. CuTe. I’m looking for someone with a free radical just like me. Once we’ve made a bond, I’d love to pair our electrons. I do things on the table, periodically. The thought of us making sweet organic chemistry should send shivers down both our spines. Email me if you’re interested: halo.gent@mcmaster.ca
The Procrastinator 