After recent news circulating about a particular adulterous harlot, a fellow coworker, and a beautiful, caring, loving mother/wife, students at McMaster University have been in deep shock. Now, reports from the university indicate that Health Science students have started assembling in groups to reflect on how they can resolve yet another conflict that clearly does not involve them.
One group of first year students are certain they have the answer: an inquiry based learning model. They have moved to posting text screenshots of their Notes app on Instagram to effectively spread the word. “Call for all parties to sit in a circle in complete silence for three hours to allow everyone to wallow in their own thoughts. Any facilitators present can only ask if this is a meaningful use of their time once every 10 minutes,” one post suggests. Another reads: “Everyone needs to agree on a decision making method. Only then can they figure out when their break should be, how long the break should be, if the break is enough time for them to go to the Tim Horton’s in MDCL for dinner…”
First years are not the only ones seen to have become involved. Child Health Inquiry groups have abandoned their work to discuss instead how this situation makes them feel. Upper years collectively agree that a Group Evaluation should be immediately administered to the Try Guys so they can analyze their group dynamic. Facilitators for Biochem Inquiry have begun using internet tabloid articles for their journal article review. All in all, we can see that literally every single member in the BHSc program is working diligently to resolve this crisis.
The Procrastinator 