On Reddit, the thoughts, hopes, and dreams of all McMaster students are revealed. To aid you in your reddit-ing, please consider the following suggestions:
- Post about incidents regarding your, uh, “Willy Dog juice” every week! Whether it be at Thode or Mills, all encounters are welcome. Hype it up, start a conversation, and get those memes rolling in!
- Rant, rant, rant! Long rants preferred! The longer the rant, the more meaningful it is. So pour your heart out, let all of McMaster know your inner secrets, and just hope that someone out there takes kindly to your monologue and doesn’t downvote your post to the bottom of the ocean like the rest.
- You know that classmate you’ve been eyeing? Spotted at Mac is long dead; Reddit is the place to make your sexual desires known! Go ahead, post about that person and write a one sentence post about how “damn hot 🥵🥵” they are. Bonus points if you ask them out at the end because they will definitely respond.
- Call for the collapse of a monopoly. Those pesky “Big 3” communications companies oughta do something now that they’ve read your post. Oh, and don’t forget about Metrolinx. Your GO Bus driver will floor it when they see the post you’ve made while in line.
- In a world where Elon Musk owns Twitter, why not be a bird and sing your song on Reddit? So sing about your relentless search for bird courses, even if it’s already been asked a million times. You know what they say, the more the merrier!
Basically, follow these rules and you’re set. Happy reddit-ing! If you want more advice about being on reddit, we have our own reddit handle now! We’re at /u/TheMeducator (send your grievances there).
The Procrastinator 