Roses are red, violets are blue
BHSc sucks, who would have knew?
Praxis is fake woke, makes me go ew
I hate community, it makes me want to poo
Child health is for people as smart as a screw
And core kids smell like mildew
I did real work in life sci, ooh
This isn’t the program I want to pursue
But it’s something to do with the program’s BAGs
They’re filled with a bunch of lying hags
Health sci men are mid, but this shouldn’t come as a shock.
BHSc stands for: Big Heart, small…
The Procrastinator 