Wanda: Mom, it’s me.
Mom: Wanda, what’s up? I was just about to go to bed.
Wanda: I just got back from the Health Sci formal and let me tell you, it was a disaster. My hot Inquiry peer tutor left early to go bang some iBioMed chick, and the chicken was so dry, my tongue receptors got a friction burn. And guess what! Turns out there was an exclusive afterparty that I was NOT invited to! So much for “promoting community.”
Mom: Oh dear, I’m sorry you weren’t invited.
Wanda: Yeah, I was so mad, I decided to crash the afterparty – and it was even worse! They hired pop singer Charee XCX to perform instead of a DJ, but they canceled last minute after realizing they would have to hold a microphone to sing. And Cell Bio TA Isaac Glasswoman was in charge of the booze, which was a total fail! He ended up making prison wine that looked more like lentil soup you could get from Centro. But that’s not all! Everyone there started tingling and itching like crazy! Or maybe that’s just how people dance after drinking prison wine?
Justify each hypothesis using elements provided in the scenario.
Hypothesis 1: Karma’s a b*tch. Should’ve invited Wanda to the afterparty.
Hypothesis 2: The health scis are having an allergic reaction to touching grass for the first time. Or maybe they’re just allergic to having a good time.
The Procrastinator 