Being a campus tour guide can be really stressful. After all, you have to try and sell this wonderful place while receiving reproachful gazes from overprotective parents. The Procrastinator is here to help those who might not know how to answer those pesky common campus tour questions!
Q: What’s the food like?
Everyone talks about the campus food at Mac! Your mind will definitely touch the void when you taste it. You’ll taste new flavours and textures that you never thought possible 🙂
Q: How are the dorms?
They’re going through a rough time, but who isn’t nowadays. Despite that, there’s a real Jenny say qwah quality about them. People definitely live in them!
Q: What opportunities are available at Mac?
Opportunities are plentiful at Mac. Just to name a few, every student receives the opportunity to be bothered by the anti-abortion gang on Tuesdays and frats who beg for literally anyone to join on Wednesdays.
Q: Why did you choose this school?
I wish I hadn’t Because the community at mac makes me feel like I’m losing my mind at home. °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
Q: How is the Housing market in Hamilton?
Sure, there’s not enough houses for upper year students and the houses that do exist have many problems. At least you’ll learn valuable survival skills like how to force your landlord to deal with bug infestations!
Q: What do students do in their free time?
Go home. Or enjoy the experience of listening to very loud people talk about their personal lives in what are supposed to be quiet spaces.
The Procrastinator 