This year Mcmaster chose violence…in the form of illness…inflicted on me. As I sat in bed waiting for some sort of sign that my pain would subside and my mind be at ease, all I could think about were the dimwits (a word that does not quite capture my fury) that put me into such a horrible state. I ask, even plead, from the bottom of my heart to keep your pathogens to yourself. I don’t want them near me, around me, in my left ear, or on my right foot. I encourage those, who don’t already, to start taking showers and using hand sanitizer. Employing the use of regular hygiene practices can do wonders for yourself and for those around you. You may notice a lightness, almost a freshness in the air. Take your vitamins, visit your doctor and take care of yourself. Please. For my sake.
Thank you,
Amina Rupplebutamine Histemiana KinAAAASSe
The Procrastinator 