Shall I compare thee to a cell bio and biochem inquiry meeting-filled day?
Thou guidance more encouraging and more helpful:
Rough drafts and ideas do not shake the noble mind of May,
And the semester’s lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of the world-renowned cancer, pain, and cannabis researcher shines,
And often is his beard, plaid-shirt, and identifying lanyard apparent;
And every assessment sometime improperly uses Vancouver style or Canadian spelling,
By chance or nature’s influence towards a culture of minimizing stress and maximizing learning;
By thy eternal inspiration to all shall not wane,
Nor lose the latest updates of that PowerPoint thou exalt;
Nor shall thy raspy and deep voice brag thou to silence,
When in conference thou utilize a portable speaker:
So long as planes can fly or glutamate can excite,
So long lives BHSc, and this gives hope to we;
Unlike that infamous, sweater-wearing Charee.
The Procrastinator 