A Sneak Peek into the Bedroom of a Disqualified Candidate

February 14th is a day that I cannot stand and Y/N Hu has made it even worse! The audacity they have to be disqualified from the Procrastinator elections and not even explain why they got disqualified. Tonight is the night I am taking them away from their 5:20 pm to 8:30 pm Inquiry…the silence of my bedroom will beat the quietness of that class. The mood is perfect, rose petals, a restraint chair, and handcuffs and Y/N falls right into my trap. I latch on the handcuffs and begin my play for the night. The feather trails down their arm as I question “WHAT DID YOU DO! WHY DID YOU GET DISQUALIFIED! 69 VIOLATIONS AND FINES TOTALLING $420? FOR WHAT”? 

Y/N’s stoic nature shocks me and I decide to bring out the big boy now. My big bottle of diet coke opens and I force it down their throat. Tears wither down their face and they finally choke out “w-we c-chat”. I pause what I’m doing and say ”We Chat?” They sob out, “I bought votes on We Chat, please forgive me!” It finally all clicks in place, and a new wave of anger rushes over me. Tomorrow, I’m marching down to the elections office and demanding that they bring my Y/N back into the game. 

They didn’t do anything wrong! Free Y/N! 

Categories Issue 27, Valentine's 2024

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