If you’re a health sci looking for a pookie, it’s important that you consider the program that the person is in. You might be wondering, “Does your program define who you are?” Absolutely! That’s why we at the Procrastinator have compiled a list of the most compatible programs for health scis, with an assigned compatibility score for each.
#5: Other Health Scis (5/10)
There is a 50% chance that this will result in an absolute power couple. The other 50% of the time, you’ll get a clash of anxiety-ridden former gifted children restraining the urge to gatekeep from each other. In this case, you might come to the revelation that “Wow, it’s kind of messed up that I feel the need to compete against my partner!” Hopefully, this stirs some kind of positive change in you.
#4: Life Scis (7/10)
There are many options within life sci to go after. The hottest ones are probably in BioPNB. Psychoanalyze me daddy! Being a pre-med is quite literally making my brain go WRRRRRR. Please fix me!
#3: iBioMeds (8/10)
iBioMeds very much have the potential to ground us, both metaphorically and electrically! While they have similar goals and careers in mind as health scis, they tend to have a better idea of what is worth having a mental breakdown over. Is it the end of the world if you get an 80% on a pre-lab quiz? Well, probably not. Watching your partner have five exams while you have two will definitely put things into perspective!
#2: Professor (Illegal?/10)
The ethicality of this one is pretty shaky, but if you’re a health sci with a praise kink (very high probability), this will be an absolute field day for you!
#1: Medical Student (Yes/10)
Gateway to 3 + 3 med babyyy!
The Procrastinator 