While my primary passion is health sciences, my interests reach far beyond, especially in non-health areas like investment banking, sports betting, and competitive Valorant. As the president of 3 clubs at my school, including the hedge fund managers society (HFMS), the debate team (ranked #1 nationally because of me), and sports betting club (net 14K loss), I think I am very well equipped for a life in medicine. For starters, I like to believe the human body and Valorant are not so different. As a radiant 570 RR Jett main, I like to bait my teammates and plant spikes, and that reminds me of surgery, because surgeons also plant things. Moreover, not only am I a brilliant investment banker, I am also a very distinguished hedge fund manager. For example, I grow hedges, which are important because they protect houses. As such, hedge funds are, in a sense, much like doctors, for your house. Perchance. Now one might ask how this all relates to the health sciences. So let me tell you. In the same way that I always decide to push B when my team begs me to go A, a doctor must make tough choices too. When everyone in the ER doubts your medical degree, sometimes you’ve just got to yeet the scalpel and go in for the big play. Because what are they going to do? Fire me? I’ll just work at WebMD. Drop mic wong.
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