0600-0615: Wake up.
0615-0625: Take a 21℃ shower with three (3) peach candles from Bath and Body Works™.
0625-0645: Get dressed in a light teal linen blazer imported from Croatia and a chunky teal statement necklace
0645-0700: Breakfast (Red River Cereal™ in vanilla almond milk)
0700-0730: Meditate.
0730-0800: Reflect on meditation.
0800-0845: Commute to Michael G. DeGroote Centre for Learning and Discovery™.
0845-0900: Dust office.
0900-1000: Team bonding meeting with Jenny (from the block) Bash.
1000-1030: Reflect on team bonding.
1030-1100: Eat maple walnut scone with rose jam and mint tea imported from Germany.
1100-1130: Exit office and wander around third (3rd) floor MDCL seven (7) times. Find lonely students and give BKTY sticker to cure their mental illness.
1130-1430: First year inquiry class.
1430-1500: Lunch break with Nike Wilsom’s bodyguard.
1500-1530: Check three thousand four hundred sixty nine (3469) emails. DO NOT respond.
1530-1830: Child Health Specialization inquiry class.
1830-1900: Reflect on day.
1900-2045: Commute home.
2045-2100: Watch one (1) episode of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives™.
2100-2230: Change in pajamas, brush teeth, and floss.
2230-2300: Reflect on night time routine.
2300-2330: Play whale sounds on Amazon Alexa Echo™.
2330-0600: Sleep.
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