This week in the HHSP’s most revered (feared) course Cell Biology, a curious miracle occurred as the microphones were (perhaps for the first time since their inception) used. As the BHSS’s first year rep campaigning period started for yet another year, students prepared themselves for the trite, overdrawn speeches given by kids that should’ve stuck to poli sci. However, this year the BHSS has chosen to amend their bylaws once again. Students will now be engaging in cold calls to the death in the middle of various cell bio lectures. Leroy has been raised from the dead to act as referee for the matches, and softly whisper BKTY to the losing party, as their dreams of yellow backpacks and ethically dubious reference letters fade away.
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