Today, we’ll be exploring one of the most documented and violent conflicts in the modern era. The desolate wasteland of mdcl has been ravaged by its conflict, with every weapon from gossip to psychological warfare to blinding backpacks being used. At the centre of this conflict we have 2 rival gangs: the wolfpack and the meds. In this exclusive edition, we managed to interview representatives from each side. Lil Ritz, leader of the wolfpack, speaks of the cruel nature of their opps. “Traitors….every last one of them”. They assault our members with their oversized bright bags, they roam the hallways looking for unsuspecting wolfpack members to brag to, and worst of all, they won’t help my OMSAS application.
The medz leader, Foo Ter Ducktor, expressed their concern over the actions of the wolfpack. “Well what do they expect for us to do when they swarm us” “they sneak around, constantly asking questions about our application”. Why is it that we are expected to coexist when they haven’t even liked my acceptance post on Insta, LinkedIn, and Facebook?
This ongoing conflict, which approaches its 50th year, which has ruined millions of countless-i only message you if I need something from you- friendships, needs to be addressed by the government of HealthScinski before tensions escalate further.
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