Look girl…we get it. You need to bump your 5 to a 12. It may seem like a long shot, but we at the Procrastinator love a little challenge. Here are a few gift ideas for the instructors that run some of the toughest courses in our program.
HTHSCI 1I06: Pretentious literature
We all know that Chair is a big nerd who loves literature. We therefore recommend buying him some classics, such as Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules, winner of the 2009 Nobel Prize in Literature for its masterful exploration of power and identity, painting an intimate portrait of 21st century brotherhood. He may also enjoy the insightful musings on motherhood featured in What to Expect When You’re Expecting, or the astute social commentary on hunger and competition featured in The Hunger Games.
HTHSCI 2E03/2K03: Peer evaluation
Instead of giving a gift to your facilitator or TA, we have determined that a more effective strategy would be to target your group members instead. Simply fill out the peer evaluation beforehand and give them the gift of knowing what’s coming for them.
HTHSCI 3GG3: Your first born child
We think that Wike Milson would really appreciate this because he could train the baby to change his slides and move the iClicker bar so it doesn’t cover the text. We think that his current minion with the Celtic-sounding name is doing a bad job at this because he’s starting to gain consciousness and realize that his existence is not condemned to spacing out while Wike’s mic cuts in and out and no one tells him.
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