Don’t know what to get your HHSP friend this holiday season? Fret not, we are here to help with some top-rated, last-minute gifts to help your friend succeed and salvage your dissolving friendship! Disclaimer: No guarantees that your friend will even recognize your thoughtfulness as they remain unwaveringly focused on medical school applications.
- Kritik gift card (Price: $20 – $80)
- Ideal for a friend who needs to deeply reflect on the meaning of life but has no other avenue to do so or needs to get better at giving anonymous constructive feedback on constructive feedback
- Note: Limited quantities, available while supplies last – sold exclusively by Janny Land at the Prexis Halp Dusk on Friday at 5 pm
- 12-hour access to BHSc coursework examples (Price: highly variable)
- Ideal for a friend who is currently not on pace to get a 12 in a BHSc course
- Highly encouraged donation of $1212.12 for higher probability that provided examples were 12s + an extra 12 hours of access (since HHSP students are selfless and altruistic, there are abundant examples to be distributed)
- Note: Prices based on cost per course unit, from $198.51 to $201.42, depending on level I, II, III, or IV – subject to change without notice, local fees and taxes may apply
- A real, personalized, handwritten, hand-coloured *NOT AI GENERATED* card (Price: Your time and effort)
- Ideal for a friend who relies too much on ChatGPT – be the evidence that humans are superior and do not need technology to do tasks well
The Procrastinator 