Monday’s child health is fair of face,
But these good looks will go to waste
Tuesday’s child health is all disgrace.
This day they choose to slow their pace
Wednesday’s child health is full of woe,
Group work hair loss is all they know
Thursday’s child health has far to go.
And med school references I bestow
Friday’s child health is loving and giving,
Choose your words carefully and practice ass-kissing
Saturday’s child health works hard for a living.
Child Health program is soon to be fizzling
But the CHS student that escapes my cage
Will face my wrath; face my rage
Mother likes order, not rampage—so have fun making minimum wage
The Procrastinator 