Erin Seltzer
Conclusion: Nice
Rationale: Jolly man that has never been seen not smiling. Looks like Santa, might secretly be him.
P.K Charcoal
Conclusion: Naughty
Rationale: Do we really need to say anything?
Margaretta Second
Conclusion: TOO DANGEROUS TO APPROACH
Rationale: NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HER EYES. She WILL stare into your soul after which there is no escape.
Jess Nashville
Conclusion: Naughty
Rationale: The survivors of her first year inquiry cohort have never been the same. We can only imagine the horrors that must’ve occurred in that room…
Stapler Ritz-Carlton
Conclusion: ???
Rationale: The mysterious face of the program, new lore is dropped at every stapler appearance. As such, no definite conclusion can be made.
Fourth Year Supp App Graders
Conclusion: Nice
Rationale: They accepted me
The Procrastinator 