Hark, the 1G02 guest speaker yaps
He’s talked for 30 minutes but only said crap
The talk show’s already on 2x speed
But a 5/5 response note is all I need
Tearfully group members cry
The TA gave our TLP a 65
With a 5-point deduction, she proclaims:
“Your question lacks validity; try again!”
Hark, 30 people showed up to class
The attendance QR-code was posted in the group chat
The Procrastinator 