Hi prospective Health Sci students! Are you wondering how to 12 the HHSP’s *gag* most dreaded assessment? Look no further! We have collaborated with the Meducator™️ to bring you the OCAT Survival Guide™️ (Meducator, 2024).
- Throw out trying to comprehend the content! If the 96% median and mode hasn’t told you this by now, the best way to succeed is to brute memorize 607 clues. Save your precious critical thinking powers for the Praxis Scavenger hunts (Meducator, 2024).
- Coordinate with your fellow Health Scis! The wolfpack is a family (awoOoo!). Plan out 15 clues to collectively submit. (Ignore the 597 submissions that will be made by one person three minutes before the deadline) (Meducator, 2024).
- Get closer to profs! Send Chair and Erin Buzzfeed quizzes made within the last decade or recent TikTok trends #MelaniaChristmas to avoid the OCAT clues making pop culture references to WWI-era musical theater (Meducator, 2024).
- Lock into the TA sessions! Who cares if they’re entirely NOCAT-based and only cover assessments we won’t touch until winter semester, the Cocky Robin is calling your name. (Meducator, 2024).
- Last but not least, make sure to gatekeep your Anki decks! Ignore the fact that it’s not graded on a curve, you’re trying to get ahead! Not that your GPA matters, because THIS IS NOT A PRE-MED PROGRAM (Meducator, 2024)!!!
We hope this helps you in your mission to succeed in the course! And when you see the 893 clues for OCAT 1 2025, never back down, never what?
References:
The Meducator. (2024). Health-Sci’s Hot Tips. The meducator, 9(9), 9. sesamestreet.org
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