Look—I know the hustle. You found a way to cut costs by making students be their own professors and marketed it as “inquiry.” Yes, this ended up being pretty successful (somehow), but making students be their own administrative staff? You sicken me.
All I have to say is that you’ve been super successful in making me never want to ask a question again. If I ever find out that I don’t have enough credits to graduate, I’ll just accept my fate because while I’m only 70% likely to abandon all my dreams and aspirations if I don’t graduate, I am 100% likely to do so after submitting a request to the HHSP Help Desk.
Thank you for creating a system where I have to submit a new request every time I want to respond to the answers you give me because if you didn’t give me that 20 minute buffer to cool down, I would write a response that would land me in a negative quartile for CASPER.
I would just like to know who invented Jeera, and where they live.
The Procrastinator 