Mac Oncology Research and Outreach Network Society (MORONS) 4 Youth is now recruiting!

Are you passionate about philanthropy, equity, and making a difference in the lives of vulnerable, underserved communities? Morons4Youth offers an empathetic and non-judgemental environment to network with fourth-year students rejected from medical schools and to pretend like you care about your next CASPer victim! Join Morons4Youth as a vice-executive junior officer today! Available positions include:

  • Executive of academics
  • Executive of internal
  • Executive of external
  • Executive of social media
  • Executive of finance
  • Executive of marketing
  • Executive of logistics
  • and many more roles with the word “executive” in them!

Make sure to publish your lit review in our PEER-REVIEWED* journal too! *Our peer reviewers do not hold any degrees.

Applications are due this Sunday at 11:59 PM, but will be extended at least three times as we struggle to find enough hungry pre-meds to fill our club. Complete a 3000 word application to qualify yourself for an intense 30-minute interview with kinesiology students who still don’t have their G-licenses yet!

Categories Issue 33, Fall 2025

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