It’s the time of the year again where people begin to explore new kinks and by far the most endeared one in the HHSP community is CrAP. By the end of this module, you will be able to perform testing required for CrAP detection to have the most mind-blowing an3l-fun on valentines. To begin, one must prepare a clean nozzle. Prepare your enema solution and lubricate the tip of the nozzle to make insertion go smoothly. As a precaution, if you are a HHSP student make sure you remove the stick that is stuck up your a$$. After this is done, slowly and carefully insert the solution and hold for a couple of seconds. Once you begin to push out, all the bullsh1t from the past semester will be expelled and it’ll leave behind a purified hole. Always remember, midterms (what midterms?), MCAT anxiety, or med school interviews are just temporary stressors, but your CrAppy hole will always be there for you and your SO. Keep it wrapped, and try not to ruin the internal validity and let CrAp guide you through these shitty times.
Thanks, Dina
The Procrastinator 