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Foot lovers everywhere rejoice: BHSc’s latest fundraising venture are exclusive socks for members of the Wolfpack.
The socks are made of heavy wool to ensure your toes stay as warm as they can be. They’re machine-washable, meaning you can toss them in the dryer to get rid of that smelly sole sweat: but only if YOU want to.
Currently, only the default Wolfpack-themed design is available, but the BHSc Council is planning on adding new designs at a later date. Socks with anatomically correct and annotated pictures of the human foot will be sold with the added feature of choosing between various sock lengths, ranging from ankle to thigh-high to body-morph suit. For an additional cost, students will have the privilege of wearing their socks during anatomy bellringers. It is expected they will be made available in April 2021, just in time for the anatomy final exam. Other designs include wolf paws dedicated to the furries of BHSc and socks bearing the slogan “We do it in groups”.
In addition to selling new socks, the BHSc council will also be selling used socks collected from BHSc alumni. For a discounted price, students’ feet can, at the very least, smell like absolute success.
Quentin Tarantino, Oscar-winning director and toe connoisseur, will be backing the fundraising project.
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