Dear lovely BHSc peers,
As you guys wither away trying to attain a 4.0 GPA and a 527 MCAT, I would like to announce that I have successfully rejected all my medical school offers! Mcgill reached out to me with an offer but I was not going to take that L. You wouldn’t catch me dead in Montreal. To be totally clear, I didn’t apply to any of these med schools but they were in my DMs begging me to give them a chance. Kinda pathetic. Just because the acceptance rate nationwide is 7.5% does not mean you’re worth it. I have better things to do in my life. Seriously, it is such a turn off when they’re constantly all up in your face. I’m not sure what you health scis are doing wrong, but if you need any tips, my course RJCTMED 1A03 runs on Mondays 2:30 pm -5:20 pm.
Sincerely,
Josher Kony
The Procrastinator 